Holiday Word Searches & Jokes

Evangeline Bodhuri '22

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Thanksgiving Jokes

  1. Q: What did sick people do on the Mayflower? A: They went to the dock!
  2. Q: If pilgrims traveled on the Mayflower, what do college students travel on? A: Scholar ships.
  3. Q: What key has legs and can’t open doors? A: A Turkey.
  4. Q: What kind of face does a pilgrim make when he’s in pain? A: Pil-grimace.
  5. Q: What was the turkey looking for at ToysRus? A: Gobbleheads.
  6. Q: What was the turkey suspected of? A: Fowl play.
  7. Q: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter? A: Pumpkin pi.
  8. Q: Why did the turkey cross the road twice? A: To prove he wasn’t a chicken!
  9. Q: What’s the most musical part of a turkey? A: The drumstick.
  10. Q: Fruit comes from a fruit tree, so where does turkey come from? A: A poul-tree.
  11. Q: Why did the turkey refuse dessert? A: He was stuffed.

 

Christmas Jokes

  1. Q: Why do Dasher and Dancer love coffee? A: Because they’re Santa’s star bucks!
  2. Q: How is the alphabet different on Christmas from every other day? A: There’s Noel!
  3. Q: Why didn’t Rudolph get a good report card? A: “Because he went down in history.”
  4. Q: How did Scrooge win the football game? A: The ghost of Christmas passed.
  5. Q: What do you call Santa’s helpers? A: Subordinate Clauses.
  6. Q: How do you lift a frozen car? A: With a Jack Frost.
  7. Q: Which holiday mascot has the least spare change? A: St. Nickel-less
  8. Q: Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past? A: Because the present’s beneath them.
  9. Q: Did you hear that Santa knows karate? A: He has a black belt.
  10. Q: What do you say to Santa when he’s taking attendance at school? A: Present.
  11. Q: Why does Santa go down the chimney? A: Because it soots him!